It seems that some people think Terminator Genisys is the low point of the once great Terminator franchise. Well ladies and gentleman, let me tell you that things were indeed much worse than this at one point. Forget Christian Bale, forget Terminators driving trucks and definitely forget Arnie using the line “talk to the hand.” Because, this is where things really went downhill; 1991’s Arnee and the Terminaters. And yes, I did own the record when I was young and impressionable.

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